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So i was on The Pirate Bay looking for Windows 10, and i found an interdesting one called Windows 6. downloaded it because fuck you. and when i opened it up, instead of windows 6 i was greated with Windows 666 hail satan edition. I was not spoked, because at microsoft they put joke titles like "How sex doesn't work" or "Dead Cheeky Cunts Everywhere". so i thought it was a morbid joke by micropenis. anyway as i booted it up, i was greeted with poop, made by someone named joel, age 4, who likes the band slipknot, and is from the futu re. anyway, i instantly shit my pants at this, because poop scares me (my family got killed by a giant floating poopie. and then i exploded into a million pieces.....
.....shit i have to have something offensive and nsfw......big idiot cock penis dick jews 9/11 vaginal discharge anal evacuation.....
there we go....also the world exploded........tehend